Photo: The Frisky

Meet Jian  Feng, the d**khead in the center of the photo, who decided to sue his wife for giving birth to three “incredibly ugly children ” This started when he accused his wife of cheating because how could someone like him be the dad of that? But a DNA test revealed  that he was, in fact, the father of those little toads. That’s when his wife dropped the bomb that her face was not actually her face — she had received more than $100,000 worth of cosmetic surgery done in South Korea before they met. Upon that admission, Feng proceeded to sue his wife on the grounds of false pretenses. And the judge agreed with him, forcing the wife to pay up to the tune of $120,000.