If CHRIS BROWNis telling the truth here, then this is impressive just on a physical level:



In an interview with Britain's "Guardian" newspaper, Chris said he lost his virginity at the age of EIGHT.  The girl was 14 or 15.  Chris and his friends had already been watching a lot of porn by that time.



He said, quote, "It's different in the country.  By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I'm saying?  Like, girls, we weren't afraid to talk to them;  I wasn't afraid.



"So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it.  You can be the best at it."



He also said that beating up RIHANNA in 2009 was a huge wake-up call for him . . . quote, "I had to stop acting like a little teenager, a crazy, wild young guy."



Chris also discussed being sentenced to an extra 1,000 hours of community labor, because he allegedly fudged the hours he'd already served.  He called that decision "freaking bananas" and a "power trip" on the part of the D.A.



He even thinks it was RACIALLY MOTIVATED . . . quote, "They want me to be the example.  Young black kids don't have the fairer chances.  You can see Lindsay Lohan in and out of court every day, you see Charlie Sheen, whoever else, do what they want to do."



He also claims SELF-DEFENSE in the "FRANK OCEAN fight" and the "DRAKE incident".  He insinuated that they GOADED him for publicity.



He said, quote, "People think I just walk around as the aggressor, this mad black guy, this angry, young, troubled kid, but I'm not. I'm more and more laid-back.



"It's just that people know if they push a button, it'll make more news than their music.  Attaching themselves to me, good or bad, will benefit them."